Father to son at playground: "Just remember: no involving innocent bystanders in your sword fights, okay?"
Girl: "What was the Colosseum used for?"
Father: "They held gladiator fights there."
Girl: "What are gladiator fights?"
Father: "Well, they sort of were like football.... only different."
One college student to another while playing keep-the-balloon-in-the-air with kids: "I don't care how old you are. Never let a balloon hit the floor."
Heard any great lines lately? If so, leave a comment.
3-Year-Old-to-Daddy after stepping outside and noticing everything was wet: "Look Daddy, it rained."
ReplyDeleteDaddy-to-3-year-old (posing open ended / critical thinking question): "Oh yeah? What tells you that?"
3-Year-Old-to-Daddy: "My brain!"
You were eavesdropping on my husband? I swear every one of those could have come out of his mouth. I love 'overhearing' conversations like that.
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ReplyDeleteMy niece said to my son today, "you've got a piece of rice stuck on your ta-ta."
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