Brooke lies on the floor, lost in imagination as she hums and flies a Strawberry Shortcake figurine through the air in front of her. She doesn't see it coming. No one does. Kerrington, the baby who has committed no wrong up to this point except for diaper explosions, crawls toward her and performs her first act of violence.
She lifts her still-pudgy baby hand and whacks Brooke's forehead surprisingly hard.
They look at each other, stunned. Brooke yelps, sits up, clenches her jaw, and lifts both arms in protest.
I quickly touch her arm in restraint. "Brooke," I remind. "Don't hit her back."
She looks at me for one moment. "What about hitting her head?"
Taking Things Literally
A Day in the Life,
Just for Fun,
The Middle Child
Saturday, April 23, 2011
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I didn't see that coming and laughed out loud. Oh my gosh.
ReplyDeleteI laughed fairly loud; I didn't see this one coming either. =)
ReplyDeleteGreat example of lateral thinking. I have a grandson who does this all the time. It's surprising, delightful, and funny!
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