A few months ago I noticed a car in a parking lot. One of its back windows was covered with stickers, an inside job perpetrated by some child who clearly never wanted to have a direct view of any scenery.
In that moment, I silently congratulated myself on the status of my minivan. I really did. Our van certainly wasn't clean, but come on, it wasn't wallpapered from the inside with stickers. Have some pride, people. Stickers just don't go on car windows. Not on my watch, at least.
I entirely forgot about that car in the parking lot until yesterday when I searched the back of my own van for a missing shoe and noticed something. Ahem.
I was right. Stickers don't go on van windows. They're meant for the back of the passenger's seat.