Some overheard conversations are too good to leave undocumented.
Father to son at playground: "Just remember: no involving innocent bystanders in your sword fights, okay?"
Girl: "What was the Colosseum used for?"
Father: "They held gladiator fights there."
Girl: "What are gladiator fights?"
Father: "Well, they sort of were like football.... only different."
One college student to another while playing keep-the-balloon-in-the-air with kids: "I don't care how old you are. Never let a balloon hit the floor."
Heard any great lines lately? If so, leave a comment.