By the end of this 16-week semester, I will have taught 135 class sessions. I'll have graded 142 exams, read 355 homework assignments, and evaluated 213 student speeches. If I maintain my current emailing pace, I will have sent over 500 work-related messages.
By the end of this 16-week semester, Kerrington will have more than doubled her life span.
She wins. This is so much more impressive than what I'll accomplish. It would take me another 32 years to duplicate this feat.
Grow, little baby, grow.